This is my Friday

Hello again everyone! I see most of you got my message and MOST of you figured out how to make an account...not that difficult...anyways...I know I'm a day late, but I didn't get home until 7am so technically I wasn't home all day yesterday...but yet I was.

Like always, my day starts at 9:30am with Sawyer chewing on plastic in my ear. I kick him, he runs, and then comes back 10 sec later biting my toes to get me out of bed. At the same time, Zoey is standing on my chest meowing at me to wake up. I swear these cats plan it everyday. They are such a pain in my ass!

So I'm up at 9:30...thinking "Wow, I don't work until 4 I have a whole day to do stuff!" So I sat on my couch thinking about what I wanted to do...I surfed the internet, checked my mail, smoked a cig, came back inside, read the paper, looked for medication for a sore throat...then decided I felt like I was coming down with a cold so at 12 I laid down for a nap. Woke up at about 1:30ish...thought about going to Johnny's to pick up a paycheck...(hold on, got to beat Sawyer's ass for a sec)

Ok...where was I?...O yes, got in the shower at 2:30 and went to work EARLY because I was so bored. Pretty pathetic huh?

So I'm at work...we're dead...and I get conned into closing. But it's ok because I need the money. So I have the poker players. A brief background on them: they stink, they don't buy anything, they shake their water glasses at me for refills, they have no respect, they help themselves to the server station,...they think they own the place since they've been playing poker there so long and so often. I had 2 people order food...wow...there were about 18 poker players...they are such a waste of time I tell you! Back in the day we actually made money from them, but now they are so cheap that they don't want to spend anything! So they don't even play for money, they play for points and the person with the most points at the end of the "season" goes to a tournament in KC and the winner of that goes to Vegas and is on the World Poker Tour. It's so funny because you can see the glint of fame in these people's eyes when they sit at their poker table. They just want one taste of the spotlight in Vegas.

About 12:30 I'm done with my tables and sit at the bar to have a beer. This girl Amber walks in, she used to work there, and sits next to me and we start talking. Somehow we got on the topic of old boyfriends and how they ruined our lives....and we all know who that one was with me right? So I tell her the quick version of Ryan conning me into moving home from Florida only to find out he was with someone and a week later stops talking to me. She actually had a similar story. So we man bashed for awhile...then we got into bashing about bad tippers...and then it was last call. I'd only had 3 beers. So we decide to go to Ugly's because she was a decent chick and we had a lot in common. We get to Ugly's and she see's some of her friends. When it's time to leave, she wants to go to an after party. I told her I'd go if we dropped my car off at my place (I'm not leaving it in Ugly Joe's parking lot). Dropped my car off and away we went...to Westport...at 4am...yeah...I've been pretty sick all day with a horrible sore throat and I wasn't up for Westport at 4am. We get to this guy's apartment...WOW

THE.MOST.DISGUSTING.PERSON.I HAVE EVER MET! As soon as you walked in it smelt like a giant fart. But it was a stale fart...not a fresh one...musty and disgusting. The place is a nightmare...we head straight to the bathroom...shut the door...and I start gagging. The sink is FULL of curly red pubes...no water...the bathtub had a rusty orange ring around the entire tub and probably hadn't been cleaned in years...also hair on the side of the tub...lift the toilet seat...looks just like the tub...FUCKING DISGUSTING. While Amber is laughing about it I'm gagging and holding my breath in the corner. We walk to the kitchen...omg the smell in there was indescribable...I don't know what died in there, but whatever it was, he had not a clue. There were moldy dishes around the sink and empty beer cans filling the kitchen. The guy himself was gross too mind you...His hair was to his shoulders and thinner than my eyebrows...acne...the most unattractive person I've ever seen...and there's this girl sitting on the couch. She's cute, nice, good personality...and it's his girlfriend! I couldn't believe it...how in the hell do you date a guy like that? How does she shower there? How does she sleep there? How does she look at him? GROSS! And she's cute too! How is it that he has a girlfriend and I can't even score a one night stand?!

Anyways, this is getting long. We stay there till 6...the sun's coming up on the way home, and we decide to stop at Denny's. Yum. I got home about 7:15 this morning and went to bed right away. Woke up today wih a horrible sore throat...

So that was my Friday...the highlight of my day? Realizing that even the most disgusting people get ass more than I do...AHH!!